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October 15, 2004
Gross, and sad, but mostly gross
So this morning (er, afternoon), I wake up to go to class. I got up, felt something weird and squishy, about the size of a gum ball, beneath my back, but since I Didn't have my glasses, I just got up and took a shower. When I finally got dressed and put on my contacts, I saw on my bed what looked like a gigantic booger. I picked it up. It was squishy, and felt like.... a booger that had been recently picked, but was dry enough to not be slimy. I couldn't for the life of me figure out what it was. After closer examination, I realized it had a tail. So I 'unwound' it, and saw that it had big eyes and translucent skin. Apparently, I had slept on and killed a baby gecko. He wasn't more than 3 cm long. I guess the cold weather last nite drove it inside, and me being the furnace I am, he naturally came to me. Little did he know that I had the potential to squish him and roll him up like a booger.
Ewww... gross. I slept on and killed a gecko.
Posted by josh at October 15, 2004 05:24 PM
Comments
Sweet! Phlegm and gecko-boogers all in the same blog. What more could one want??
btw, you should be all hoity-toity and use English units of length. Not this silly centimeter business.
Posted by: JFu at October 15, 2004 07:16 PM
Ewwwww...
Posted by: Matt at October 16, 2004 12:53 PM
cm? english? hello! Syst�me International d'Unit�s --> french!
Posted by: Dave at October 19, 2004 10:46 PM