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August 10, 2004
If you vote Kerry, I will kill you
Here are a few public quotes by John Kerry.
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." –
John Kerry
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." – John Kerry
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ‘to be prepared’." – John Kerry
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." – John Kerry
"The future will be better tomorrow." – John Kerry
"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world." –John Kerry
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." – John Kerry
"We have a firm commitment to NATO; we are a part of NATO. We have a
firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." – John Kerry
"Public speaking is very easy." – John Kerry
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the
polls." – John Kerry
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." –
John Kerry
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our
children." – John Kerry
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." – John Kerry
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system." – John Kerry
Posted by josh at August 10, 2004 11:29 PM
Comments
I see your Kerry quotes and raise you 10 Bushisms.
10) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000
9) "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000
8) "I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002
7) "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' George W. Bush, Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001
6) "I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe ? I believe what I believe is right." Rome, July 22, 2001
5) "There's an old saying in Tennessee I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says, fool me once, shame on ? shame on you. Fool me you can't get fooled again." Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
4) "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000
3) "They misunderestimated me." Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000
2) "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" ?Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000
1) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
Posted by: Katie at August 11, 2004 04:01 PM
C'mon, guys. We all know you can't judge the man by the stupidest things he says. Only by the size of his penis.
Posted by: Mel at August 11, 2004 05:42 PM
But I can't find MY penis, and Josh's has been surgically enhanced! I mean, that's just not a fair contest.
Posted by: Katie at August 11, 2004 08:14 PM
Did you get those from an email forward?
Posted by: Matt at August 12, 2004 12:16 AM
Yes, I got them from an email forward. You know me, I believe anything that gets sent to me in email. Btw, Matt, I haven't gotten your check yet! Tsk tsk tsk!
Katie, you can't find your penis??? Isn't 'your penis' 'joel's penis?' So, that means one of two things: 1) Joel is lost or 2) Joel has such a small penis that it's virtually invisibile. Since Joel was my roommate for like 3 years, and I never once saw his penis, my bet is on option 2.
Posted by: Josh at August 12, 2004 01:10 AM
Umm... I agree with josh... but I'm sorry to tell you that most of those quotes are from Dan Quayle... who is a republican. Sorry Josh, but that post needs some rewriting.
Posted by: Corey O. at August 17, 2004 06:00 PM
Yes. Very indicative of the voting public, and American politics in general. At some point, somewhere along the line, somebody realized that saying such things does make the speaker an idiot, and then deliberately transferred credit for these quotes from an idiot member of his or her own party (Dan Quayle) to an articulate member of the other party. (Kerry)
Brilliant
Posted by: Gaffer at September 3, 2004 10:52 AM
Your stupid quotes accusing that John Kerry spoke are FICTION! Copy, paste, and go to the following link:
http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/q/quaylisms.htm
Posted by: Sharon Ralston at September 21, 2004 08:51 AM
John Kerry bases his whole campaign on his "tour" in Vietnam, but faking purple hearts and accussing our real Veterins, who risked their lives for this country,of rape is not an impressive war record
Posted by: tyler at October 6, 2004 09:00 PM
Are you fucking retarded? Do you realize that at least 6 of your "Kerry Quotes" were not actually quoted by John Kerry, but your fearless and progressive George W. Bush. You must be one of the countries most outspoken idiots, and what's worse is that you post your idiocies here online for the world to see what an ignorant person you are. Wow, thank you, you have proven to me that idiots usually follow idiots. Keep on truckin' George W. Bush, keep on truckin'; and you, who follows him so blindly and passionately, to you I give you a big Fuck You, You Dumbass!
Thank you,
I appreciate your time and consideration in reviewing my statements, and hopefully it won't take you too long to translate into a "dummied down" version in which you can comprehend it's simplistic message.
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